Going to belt this out quick, I'm pressed for time and having computer issues at home.

Family Guy: It's a Trap is the 3rd installment of spooofs done by th Family Guy series on the original 3 Star Wars movies. It's truly horrific, in a painfully funny way, but on a positive note any cutesy imagery you may've still retained about Ewoks will be gone ( Read more... )

Project: Day 4 of 100
Film: Masters of Horror: The Black Cat (2007)
[Review here]

Project: Day 5 of 100
Film: The Blob (1988)
[Review here]

Project: Day 6 of 100
Film: The Man Who Laughs (1928)
[Review here]

4:29 PM 6/19/10 · I just finished watching Virtuality and it was pretty good...but there was just something a little bit off about it. Even though it says it's a movie it didn't feel like one. Even the credits in it and on the box don't look like movie credits ( Read more... )

9:54 PM 6/17/10 · Normally The Asylum makes a crappy remake after the actual movie comes out, but this one is in production still. Although I suppose they could be going from the original novel or comic series.

Princess of Mars is a bastardization of the Edgar Rice Burroughs story John Carter: Warlord of Mars. As usual with these guys, it's not a ( Read more... )

1:41 AM 6/14/10 · The actor Edward Norton is, in my opinion, such a great actor made most evident by the fact I generally hate his guts. This is not a reflection on him per se, he's probably a great guy...but he's such a damned great actor and I've mostly seen him play roles where he was playing truly horrible people ( Read more... )

4:22 PM 5/26/10 · It's not unusual that a movie reminds me of another one every so often but I don't think I've ever been reminded of so many films by a single movie before. Interestingly in the 'making of' portion they said that parts of this film were meant to be themed similar to Blade Runner but I really didn't see that ( Read more... )

1:24 PM 4/17/10 · I expect that as with most geeks today, my experience with Astro Boy was down to about nil. Never having seen one of his original cartoons, admittedly I caught one flipping channels accidentally but didn't linger, but nonetheless able to recognize him just from his basic look. I don't know what to make of that but it's not unique ( Read more... )

...and it went a step further than that.

5:20 AM 3/31/10 · I gotta say that the only thing about Sherlock Holmes that bothered me was there was no 'making of' section, or any real DVD extras to speak of. I have been a long time fan of the character and stories since I was little. I had in fact ready every single Sherlock Holmes story written by ( Read more... )

4:46 AM 3/28/10 · On Chinese New Year, quite a bit before the parade, I found myself in a restaurant with
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...driving while talking on your cell will kill you!

9:04 PM 2/13/10 · As with anything made by The Asylum, Transmorphers: Fall of Man is a piece of crap. I do know there's 2 movies in this series but I don't know if this is the first or 2nd ( Read more... )